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The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and the Consistent. Where do I start with this Baltimore Ravens team? Let’s get the Consistent out of the way now. Frank Walker – penalty in the 1st quarter. I gotta give it to you, Frank. You are consistently terrible. They say no one person can cost a team the playoffs. Whoever said that never saw you play. Why don’t you go work for the State? You can hold the STOP/SLOW sign at road construction sites. You seem to excel at holding things.
Frank Walker would make the Pro Bowl of holding
Let’s take care of the Ugly next. Jamarcus Russell – you should be ashamed of your diamond earrings. There are more dollars in your ears than Cambodia. It’s absurd. You should be fined 25% of their cost because you’ve done absolutely nothing to earn the money you used to pay for them…except help us get to the playoffs. Thank you but I’m still adding you to my growing Dash of Downs list.
That diamond looks great on you in this economy
On to the Bad. Hiram Eugene – Willis McGahee bitch-slapped you for six. It wasn’t a stiff arm, it wasn’t a shove. It was an old-school, Ike Turner bitch-slap for a touchdown. You stood in the way of the playoffs Hiram and the Ravens were going to the playoffs. It had to be you, Hiram. It had to be you.
Accessorizing was always a strong point for Ike
Which leads me to the Good and right back to Willis McGahee. I think McGahee’s a beast. The dude has 14 touchdowns this year and had one called back last week against Pittsburgh. He ran hard against Oakland and looked fresh. He has all the touchdowns and none of the beating which is nice to see after he ended last season on a stretcher. I’d love for him stay in Baltimore but I think he’s gonna get a bigger payday somewhere else. Maybe New England. Todd Heap – great catch. Caught it, lost it and caught it again. Falling backwards. Great concentration. Cam Cameron – loved the play calling out of our endzone. Flacco to Heap and McGahee to the endzone. Two plays, 95 yards. The Ravens are back in the playoffs. A new season begins.
Next up, the Patriots. Welker’s gone and Brady’s beat up. Do what you gotta do Tom just don’t throw it anywhere near #41.
Kuh Kaw!
- Ryan Sickler, Ravens Blogger
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