CLUBBIN FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!

The rosary?  Really?  The club isn’t enough??  I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t care about your car.  There’s some heavy shit going on in Haiti right now.  If you think this is gonna make a Christian have second thoughts about jacking your shit, read up on the Catholic Church.

Our Father, Who art in heaven Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil and let my car be here when I wake up in the morning. Amen.

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